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The Manifesto

The final breaths of the corrupt old world...

Our leaders and institutions are corrupt and crumbling. Legacy institutions are losing their grip. Governments and corporations that have ruled us for decades through monetary policy, financial gatekeeping, regulatory capture, data surveillance and news & market manipulation, are now being outpaced by open-source protocols and anonymous devs and contributors. Never before has the world been so dramatically changed by the faceless masses, united behind a cypherpunk revolution, set into motion by Satoshi Nakamoto and his early peers. And now it's spreading, to the very heart of many government institutions.

Bitcoin is the only arms race left worth fighting and people are starting to realise.

We’ve seen the common man pour his paycheck into it. We’ve seen people sell their homes to front-run ETFs. We’ve watched corporations inflate their stock to sell and stack more sats. Now, sovereign wealth funds and governments are following and positioning for the moment this wave becomes a tsunami (some quietly, others not so).

The Final Play? The one that ends the FIAT charade? Governments printing their own melting FIAT currencies to buy Bitcoin outright. It is already happening, trust me bro. But the first one to do it openly, and with intent, will claim their place in the new global order and will bring all of their citizens with them.

How do I know all of this? We see the banks mock Bitcoin while secretly accumulating. We see governments scrambling to ban or control crypto while stablecoins already outpace their own CBDC rollouts. The Superpowers are caught in debt spirals with no out or tools left but money printers and PR.

They told you austerity and DOGE would save you, while they back handed huge contracts to their mates and pushed through huge spending bills for the corporations.

They told you that trickle-down economics would work. But all it did was make the rich richer and the poor poorer. The system is bankrupt - economically, morally, and ideologically. There has only ever been one way out of this FIAT hell since the gold standard, debasement. Print more FIAT, decrease the debt vs GDP and strip the lower classes of all their savings and opportunities while making the asset owners comparatively richer. The melt up has begun.

The Next Cycle Belongs to Us

Trillions are spent every year financing a debt they can never pay back. They are, have been, and will always just resort to debase the currency and inflate the debt away. But at this point that may not work. Cycle ends are converging, the easy times are gone and this is the final pump. As we witness the final breaths of an old world, The Western order, once dominant, is now bloated and stagnant - gripped by aging populations, rigid ideologies, broken systems, and leaders who mistake band aids for progress. While they cling to outdated models, the emerging economies rise in the East. Young, fast, and unapologetically pragmatic. The west must pay attention and react or be consumed. They’re not arguing about the past. They’re building the future. They’ve embraced crypto. Mobile-first money. Innovation by default. They don’t wait for permission. They know what is up for grabs. And they are coming for it.

This is more than a geographic or geopolitical shift. It’s the end of the 40-year U.S. debt cycle. It’s the reset of the 18-year economic rhythm. It’s the unravelling Strauss & Howe warned us about. It’s the Fourth Turning. And while the most destructive phase of the cycle, it’s also the most forging. From the ashes of hard times rise the builders who will shape the good times to come.

For better or worse social media opened the gates. It gave everyone a voice, and now we’re drowning in noise. It democratized information, but monetized data and your outrage. It made information easily accessible and simultaneously manipulatable. It eroded trust in everything and bifurcated users into their echo chambers. We have never been more divided and at the same time so connected. People no longer believe in the systems that raised them.

The old are starting to suffer and feel the pain, slowly shifting views. The young have lived the pain for far longer, and they demand change now. As these two demographics converge on shared truths, a new consensus will form. It’s already happening, but we likely haven’t hit the bottom quite yet. Only when the illusion fully breaks can a true union of minds emerge, and from that union, rebuild something real and refreshed.

Out of this chaos, the strong will rise. Not the loudest. Not the richest. Not the politicians. But the builders. The coders. The ones forging new rails beneath the surface. Not “strong men” in the old sense. But “strong minds” quietly reshape the world through code, consensus, and collaboration. A broken world is the easiest to rebuild. Bitcoin is the blueprint. And the next cycle belongs to us here.

We Don’t Need to Wait To Be Saved

Satoshi once said, “It might make sense to get some [Bitcoin] in case it catches on.” Well… it caught on. And not a moment too soon. You don’t need to wait for your government to change. You can leave. You can move to where you’re wanted.

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You can plug in and earn online. You can opt out of a system that only knows how to extract. You didn’t choose where you were born. But you can choose where you live — and what you fight for.

The Mission

I believe in a new world. One governed by code, not corruption. Where monetary policy is public, immutable, and transparent. Where opportunity is borderless, trustless and blind.

We’re not waiting for elections. We’re not campaigning for permission. We’re not taking office. We’re taking over bit by bit. And we’re putting it on-chain.

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The Supreme Leader of the Post-FIAT Order You Didn't Know You Needed President of the Great Redistribution Commander-in-Chief of the Meme Armies Keeper of the Sacred Seed Phrase This is the campaign. This is the mission. Vote with your wallet. Elect chaos. Let’s rebuild the world, one shitcoin at a time.

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